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Jesus, help me find my proper place
Jesus, help me find my proper place
Help me in my weakness
'cause I'm falling out of grace


from Jesus is for Losers, released March 9, 2009
Written by Lou Reed.
Drums by Phil Moir.


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Calamateur was the name under which Scottish song-writer and noise-maker Andrew Howie released music from 2000 until 2013.

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